I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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