Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
