i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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