So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
