for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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