I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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