Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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