I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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