she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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