i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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