I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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