I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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