maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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