I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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