in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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