So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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