Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
my poor anus
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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