I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
sex in a hospital.. check
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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