It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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i am craving dick and cupcakes
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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