A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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