She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Someone shattered a urinal.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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