Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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