Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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