I'm lost and stupid without you.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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