so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
there is puke in my bra ... again
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