No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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