i permit you to call me
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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