My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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