Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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