I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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