Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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