If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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