i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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