I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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