Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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