oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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