i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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