Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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