The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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