I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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