have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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