return my video game
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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