A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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