You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I need to sanitize my soul.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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