I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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