I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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