Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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