in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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