Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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