It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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