I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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