I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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