Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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