i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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